Friday, April 24, 2009

Nerdy pick up lines


- Baby I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

- Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

- It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

- You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

- If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?